When a guy sees an attractive woman with gorgeous
eyes and has to meet her, he might approach her and say: "Excuse me, but was your
father a thief?" The girl usually answers "no" or something like that. The
guy then follows with: "Well then I want to know who stole the stars from the heavens
and placed them in your eyes!"
What you do is walk up to girl/guy sitting at a
bar and ask: "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
Heh? Don't I know you? Of course your the girl
with the beautiful smile! (The key is timing !)
You're my brown eyed girl yet, I don't know you
name!!
"Are those your real teeth? My.. they're
shiny." (for men over 50)
"Gee your hair smells nice."
"If I were in charge of the alphabet, I would
put "U" and "I" closer together.
Boy, You must be tired, 'cause you've been running
through my mind all day!
If she asks, "Do you have the time?"
say, "Sure, if you've got the energy." - Always good for a laugh
Can I have your number, I seem to have lost mine.
(I like this one!)
"Hey I'm new around here, could you tell me
how I get to your place."
Is your daddy a thief? Because, he stole the
starts from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You walk up to some guy/girl and say, "Do you
have a quarter I can borrow?" They say, "Yah. Why?" Then you say, "I
need to call my mom and tell her that I have fallen in love!"
You walk up to some guy/girl and say, "I need
to call heaven to see if you are a missing angel!" (I like the angel one
better)
A guy walks up to a girl and says " did it
hurt?" and when she replies "did what hurt," The man says
"When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"
Excuse me are you lost? When she says in that
quizical way 'No, why?' No real reason, it's just that I have never seen an angel this far
from heaven.
For a guy: "Hi, I'm Mr. Right--you're mother
told you you would meet me one day?
